User blog:Wannamakeawiki/What if: Shorts (1)

What if there was a Nekogeki/Nekoneko Girl (Neko=Cat, Koneko=Kitten, Kogeki=attack) in the hero association:

Reporter: Q city has been taken over by mysterious beings.

Hero Association Staff Member:: Where is Watchdog-man?

Another Staff Member: He is chasing Nekoneko Girl

Hero Association Staff Member: Again?

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What if the Tanktopper army was the Baggy-Pants army:

B-Class Criminal: "You, you're the reason i was in jail, i'm gonna kill you"

Baggy-Pants Master: "Can't touch this"

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What if Vaccine Man was actually Virus Man:

Saitama: "Achoo"

Marugori: "Ewww"

Saitama: "Well, what do you want, i cought a virus" (killed him anyway)

What if King was never thought to be the one who killed those Mysterious Beings(\Hall hail Saitama):



Saitama: "So, what'd i get called out here for" (same as B-Class but now a bit different)

Hero Association Staff Member: "You're the one who beat the Sea King right?"

Saitama: "You mean that fish guy? yeah"

Association Staff Member: "I thought so, so you are probably also the one who has been beating all those powerful mysterious beings all these years, that Giant that destroyed B-city included" (wasn't sure if to add "powerful" or not, but i also did kinda shorten it a bit, making Marugori's part in this one instead of the Staff Member's next Dialog, though now doesn't seem so short)

Saitama: "Yep" (he was supposed to say "yes" in 1 of those, but it's unlike me to write that)

Staff Member: "I see, so you're the one who we've been looking for"

Saitama: "Looking for? wait you aren't gonna bill me for that city's destruction are you?" (and yeah maybe i could've chosen after the Giant Meteor arc... my bad)

Staff Member: "Huh, no... but we would like to offer you an S-Class position" (not really short, and yet look where i put it)

Saitama: "Really?! cool" (well i didn't wanna give his old dialog, don't really remember every detail, and is a bit long)

Staff Member: "Yes, so tell me... when did it all start? when did you begin beating up monsters and becoming so strong?"

Saitama: "huh... i think after i beat that Crab guy 3 years ago"



Agoni: "So you're the one who did that"

Agoni (Talking to his staff now): "So he's the hero the association was built after, AND YOU PUT HIM IN C-CLASS?!?!?!"

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What if Puri-Puri-Prisoner was a girl:

BOOBS!!!

What if Watchdog-man met the hero Bone-Bone:

(Same as what happened with Nekoneko Girl)

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What if Jet Nice Guy wasn't so nice:

... i don't care enough for that

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What if a criminal touched D-Pad:

^Tap^ ^Tap^ ^Tap^ ^Tap^

Criminal: "Uh? i pushed down, why aren't you crouching?"

D-Pad: "(Is he Serious?)"

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