Talk:Flashy Flash/@comment-3045030-20160105032541

Lightspeed Flash Dumb Facts (yeah i'm using "Dumb" over "Fun"):


 * Lightspeed Flash takes a nanosecond to change a lightbulb


 * When Lightspeed Flash joined the Hero Association there was a bad lightbulb which took 1 second too long to work, which is how he got his name.


 * A year ago, Lightspeed Flash took 1st place in a 10k race, but still lost to a passerby (Saitama)


 * Lightspeed Flash is the worlds best Dine N' Dasher


 * Lightspeed Flash got his sword for his father, Suddendeath Flash


 * Lightspeed Flash's real name is Garry Allen


 * Lightspeed Flash's favorite Youtube video is "Leek Spin"


 * Lightspeed Flash has never... been to the DMV


 * When Lightspeed Flash runs on a treadmill, the treadmill has hard time keeping up


 * Lightspeed Flash has once been arrested for suspected flashing


 * Lightspeed Flash has to drink 100 energy drinks a day

(... i need more time, and info... and to care)