User blog:Nobody700/What if: Paradise Group arc part 1

'The Paradise arc... Without Saitama'

Saitama was at the T.V, when Genos entered the house with groceries.

"I got the ingredients for dinner."

"Why do you keep on coming here?! You don't live here."

"One day... I will... SENSEI! But for now, will you help me cook?"

"Hmm... Should I... Sure, why not, what's the worst that could happen if I don't."

-

"WE ARE THE PARADISE GROUP!"

Hammerhead was with his group, and everyone was ignoring them. Hammerhead had to think of something fast! That's when he had an idea.

"LETS BEAT SOME SHIT BUILDING UP! TO THE SHIT!

-One beat down of Mumen rider later-

The Hero HQ was alerted to the beat down of Mumen Rider, and Shicchi was at his desk, with a bottle in one hand, and his palm on his face.

"So... You mean the guys who can destroy a building with one punch... Can beat up a C class hero? Well, that surprises me. Okay, they're a demon threat, so we need a hero to take them down. Who's the highest ranking hero in F-city?"

"Sneck... But he's doing a job. The second highest ranking hero is... Bone-Bone."

-

"I'm going to make your bones rattle!"

Bone-Bone was faced with one of the members of the Paradise group, and he struck his martial arts pose. The rattling bone style. He headed to the paradise group member, and rattled his bones to distract his enemy.

"My god, I've been distracted!"

Bone-Bone punched his chest, and felt his arm bone break.

"Oh, son of a..."

The paradise member uppercutted him into the sky, and noticed he wasn't distracted by rattling bones.

"Yay!"

-

"BONE-BONE IS DOWN!"

Shicchi took a swig, and pressed a button.

"We need an S class hero. Just one of these guys are easily above A class hero level, and they're is probably 30 of them. Who do we have?"

"One S class hero... It's..."

-

HammerHead laughed, pumping his armor up. They left F-city, and were about to head to the HQ of the damn rich scum, when they were face to face with someone they never met. His eyes were blood shot, and he looked furious. He pointed his arm at Hammerhead, and snarled.

"I am Blue Fire, hero. Time to die scum."

HammerHead laughed, and motioned for two of his men to kill him. That's when one of his guys was thrown in the air, and he turned around to see a massive muscular man wearing a TankTop.

"I'm TankTop Master. Tank top guy. Time to go to jail, Buddy."