Talk:Pig God/@comment-3045030-20160105015659

Pig God Fun Facts (let's try):


 * When Pig God goes on a diet, it is for 10 seconds


 * Pig God does not roll around in the mud, he jumps and lets the mud pour down on him


 * Pig God also governs Hippos and Cows


 * The pizza delivery boy was once late for 30 seconds, so Pig God ate him


 * The meteor that was heading to for Z-City was the fault of Pig God, he burped and diverted it from it's course


 * When Pig God eats chinese food, he eats the entire food supply of China


 * Kids in africa are starving, because Pig God ate their food


 * Pig God can't even take the freight elevator, he takes a special chopper capable of carrying up to 2000 ton (would've finished this whole thing sooner but had to look up the word freight)


 * Last time Pig God farted he made a tsunami


 * Pig God is credited for inventing Pig Portuguese


 * Once there was a Threat Level Demon volcano, so Pig God ate it

(yeah idk, it didn't go as planned)