User blog:Wannamakeawiki/What If: Shorts (2)

What if ZombieMan were to join one of the hero factions:


 * Atomic Samurai disciples - Zombeheader/Zombipponme/Kabezombie (Special Move - Harakiri/Seppuku... and yes i don't know the moves names, i just looked half those up).


 * Tanktopper Army - Tanktop Undead/Bloody Tanktop/Tanktop Bloodstain/Tanktop Rot.


 * Blizzard Group - ZombieMan(/Zombie/Rotten Flesh).


 * [Baggy-Pants Army {referral to "Shorts (1)"} - Michael Jackson].

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What if there was a centipede high-school in OPM (there are too many anthropods... i might edit this later):

Awards:


 * Junior Centipede - Most likely to die.


 * Senior Centipede - Most likely to die... twice.


 * Elder Centipede - Most likely to wreck havoc.

Quotes:


 * Junior Centipede - I'll be the strongest.


 * Senior Centipede - I am the strongest.


 * Elder Centipede - Whatever.

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What if Saitama couldn't jump all the way to the Dark Matter Thieves spaceship:

"Serious Series - Serious Throw"

^ Hero Association A-City HQ is thrown at the spaceship and penetrates it ^

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What if bats were never used as weapons:

Metal Bat -> Football/Soccer Ball (Man)

Metal Bat -> Metal Pipe (Hey, That's Mine!... well "Iron" anyway)

Metal Bat -> Brass Knuckles

Metal Bat -> Tennis Racquet

Metal Bat -> Tiger Woods

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What if Pig God ever got hungry while Pineapple was near:

"Gulp"

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What if the Tanktopper army had to deal with their most fearsome foe yet :

Tanktop Monster (created from unwashed Tanktops)

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To Be Continued (Or Edited).