Episode 1/Transcript

Quotes
(BOOM!)

Hero Association Staff Member 1: It's closing in! Who's available?

Hero Association Staff Member 2: We have word that Lightning Max and Smile Man are on their way.

Hero Association Staff Member 3: Get me that threat level assessment!

(Smile Man and Lightning Max defeated)

Building Worker 1: As you can see, massive explosions are going off behind me! The monster is wrecking destruction on a unprecedented scale. While the Association's assessment is still underway, it is already cle-

(BOOM)

Saitama: Guess I'll go.

Little Girl: Daddy! Mommy!

Vaccine Man: And who do we have here?

Saitama: Just your average hobby hero.

Vaccine Man: What kind of half-assed backstory is that? I was formed from the constant stream of pollution with which you humans have suffused the Earth. I am Vaccine Man! The Earth is a single living organism. You humans are nothing but a disease-causing bacteria eating away at her lifeforce. In order to obliterate the humans and their evil civilization, the Earth has given birth to me!

(Vaccine Man transforms into his strongest form)

Vaccine Man: You say you do this as a hobby? A hobby? How dare you confront me, Mother Earth's apostle, for such an inane reason?! Yet, what more could be expected from a hu-

(Saitama one punches Vaccine Man)

Saitama: Not again! All it took was one punch! Damn it!

(Theme Song)