Talk:Blast/@comment-203.7.126.139-20190704085614

Blast is the One Punch Man. He punches his 30 inch megapenis so hard that it ‘blasts’ an entire ocean of cum with insane speed and power. He can regulate the temperature of it to millions of degrees or cool it down to -271 C (almost absolute zero), so that he can freeze or completely boil any kind of enemy. The reason why he rarely fights is that he needs to go for many months without fapping to keep building up his unstoppable semen, and he will only decide to release all of it when ‘humanity is in peril’. He never goes to the hero association meetings because just the sight of Puri Puri Prisoner would be too much to handle. He wouldn’t be able to control his throbbing cock, and the whole hero association would be wiped out immediately. His real name is Jonah Falcon and was gifted with the largest penis in the world. However, after Roberto Esquivel Cabrera managed to beat his incredible size, he became incredibly motivated and did 100 dick-push-ups each day. After three years of hard training, his dick became monstrous and his sperm ever so powerful.