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Saitama and a Perfect Holiday
From the One Punch Man Vol. 3 DVD. — Saitama gradually shows mental exhaustion due to the frequent occurrence of monsters. Genos invites Saitama to go on a hot spring trip that was won by a lottery so he can relax his mind.

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Saitama and the Mysterious Heroine
Translated the drama CD track from the One Punch Man Vol. 4 DVD. — Voice on speakers: “Attention dear clients: the movie "Alien Time Vegetarian" will begin in approximately 30 minutes on the third screen. Clients carrying tickets, please proceed to the door."

Saitama: haaa... so bright.

Saitama: It had been a while since I last watched an action movie but... was better than expected, right?

Genos: Yes. The way they fought against an organisation that disappears into thin air, the decisions taken when they got the hostage situation... Even being fiction it was good learning material.

Saitama: I didn't have high expectations cause you got the tickets for free from the association but, was satisfying eh?

Genos: Yes. I liked it all but the protagonist announcing clearly a defined objective from the get go.

Saitama: Oh? That happened?

Genos: It's about the way the protagonist judgement worked in the movie. Even if he had to go somewhere else, in that situation he should have quickly evacuated his family, friends and the heroine. That would have been the best decision. The way he did it, anyone would see what was his objective.

Saitama: Ah, ummm. Well yeah but in that occasion it couldn't be helped.

Genos: If he had done it that way even in the situation of the movie, it could have been dealt with in about 20 minutes.

Saitama: It wouldn't make sense then, right?

Genos: Why is that?

Saitama: Well... It's a movie. In any case, precisely because he had someone to protect the protagonist didn't give up and tried harder until the end, right? That's where the excitement is after all.

Genos: I see... but, if he was in real trouble the enemy could have seen that objecti-

Saitama: That's the point of the story! It happens in real life too right?

Genos: I see... I'm writing it down! This means... Sensei had this kind of incident in the past, right?

Saitama: Eh?

Genos: Fighting for something that you must protect.

Saitama: ahhh.... um.

Genos: What is the matter?

Saitama: Ah? Ah, nothing.

Bells ring nearby

Genos: Ah! Sensei! Fukin Supermarket is having a time sale! I'm going to check if they have anything we need, I will be back shortly so please wait here!

Saitama: Ah? Ok...

Saitama: Now that I think about it... I have the sensation I never had that happening. Could say I never paid it any mind either. It's not like I don't especially like it, not a complex either. However, is it really ok? No... can't be ok. Can't help but think it's something I lost In the daily battles towards becoming a hero. Am I supposed to have this issue more in mind? Come to think of it, I didn't really have time to unpack it... if it was a normal guy then...

Man: Hey,hey, lady... are you alone? I have a movie ticket too many, you in?

Woman: I'm sorry, I have something to do now.

Man: Ooh, I see. That thing to do... what time does it end at? Doesn't sound like a reunion~

Woman: nmm, kinda? Thing is I don't know when will it be done.

Saitama: It's not like I want to have that playboy attitude either... Even him, I'm sure, is after a kind of interaction that suits him. The more I think about it... lately when it comes to me, I have the feeling these sort things have just... completely and absolutely fallen off from my daily life.

Man: Hey, hey... by the way, what's that “thing to do”? Would you tell me, if it's not too personal?

Woman: Well... I'm looking for a certain someone.

Man: Ooh so that was it? I hope you find them then!

Woman: Thank you.

Man: The movie starts at 4, if by any chance you are done by then and happened to be around here, I'll invite you again! Byebye~

Saitama: Ummmm... What is this feeling? Am I envious of that guy for living his youth? Mn nah I don't think that's it but, I don't know. It's just that I have the feeling my relationships with people are broken...”

Genos: Sensei! A set of GoodLuck Natto Series was on sale so I bought it! It's 5 volumes, is it alright?

Saitama: Hey Genos... what do you think?

Genos: I think it's a great bundle!

Saitama: Ah, sorry, not that...

Genos: I see... Social networking?

Saitama: Yeah... I feel like I'm lacking that in my daily life.

Genos: Indeed, I'm also aware that social networking is needed for survival. However in Sensei’s case both knowledge and battle strength have been achieved already. In other words, optimal conditions for survival are ensured, thus I think it shouldn't be a problem not to have many relationships.

Saitama: That’s not the point... I have the feeling that things like a heart to heart interaction, sharing an umbrella, warmth, are all things broken away in my life. Other people can have things like big events and circumstances happening, romances and such bringing happiness in their daily lives. I have the feeling something broke and that sweet-like fluffy, nice stuff just fell right off from me. That's what I meant.

Genos: It... fell right off? Sorry, I'm afraid I don't understand what you mean by “falling off”. What thing fell off specifically?

Saitama: Stop saying “fall off” so much!!

Genos: I'm sorry. It's just I couldn't understand.

Saitama: You...huh... well yeah.

Genos: hm?

Saitama: Genos, look, have you ever seen a hero anime without a love interest in it?

Genos: I don't remember watching a lot of anime in the past.. Why do you ask?

Saitama: Well, we're heroes, right? We're working and living as such. And yet, why are we indifferent towards things like love interests or girlfriends? In some way it seems obvious and logical, but is it really ok? Are you ok with reality being so much harder than fiction?

Genos: Well... I think it is not needed when it comes to achieving my own goals but-

Fangirl: Um...sorry, Are you Genos the Demon Cyborg?

Genos: That is correct. What do you want?

Fangirls: *screams* It's really him! Can I have your autograph?

Genos: Can't you see I'm busy right now?

Fangirl: Ehhh? Pretty pleaase?

Genos: I'm busy!

Saitama: Genos just indulge them... you're not even that busy, right?

Genos: Understood, then I'll finish it quickly.

Saitama: Ok no need to worry about me, take your time.

Fangirls: Waaaah it's a machine but it looks just like a real hand! He's way hotter than in photos! Looks so stoic and cool! Thank you so much! We're cheering you on!!

Genos: Sorry for interrupting our conversation, Sensei. Anyway, I think that even if reality is harder, Sensei is still the strongest in battle power so I don't think there's any need to worry.

Saitama: Don't say that, I'm getting pissed off. But well... if I had to think whether or not it's actually necessary I wouldn't be able to tell. It's just..-

Woman: Um, may I have a moment? I'm actually-

Saitama: Oi Genos, another one. I'm going home first so attend her properly.

Woman: Please wait! You're Caped Baldy right? The real Caped Baldy?

Saitama: Baldy... Caped.. Baldy? Ah, aaah! Yeah. That's right.

Woman: I'm a huge fan, Caped Baldy! Saitama: Eh? My fan?

Genos: A fan of Sensei you say? Never heard of. Who are you? Sensei just doesn't have female fans!

Saitama: Oi you're rude.

Woman: May I shake your hand?

Saitama: Uh... yeah.

Woman: Aaahh Thank you so much! If it's ok with you I would really like to get your autograph too!

Saitama: Yeah, sure.

Woman: Yes! Also... would you have some time now? I would really like to chat a bit so, if it's ok with you, would you like to go for a cup of tea?

Saitama: Tea?

Woman: Yes! In that café over there!

Genos: Wait a second. Who the hell are you?

Woman: You are?

Genos: Sensei’s pupil. If you have something to discuss with him I'll hear you out.

Woman: Um... I just wanted to chat while having some tea...

Genos: NO. Sensei is busy.

Woman: A no after all? Oh, well...

Saitama: Ah, no. I'm ok with chatting as long as we split the bill.

Genos: Sensei. May we have a word? Please come here for a second.

Saitama: Oh? O-Oi! Don't pull at me! What is it?

Genos: I have a bad feeling about this, Sensei.

Saitama: Bad feeling?

Genos: Yeah... Even for a fan it's not normal to invite to a café so suddenly... I haven't encountered any so persistent and suspicious yet.

Saitama: Look who's talking...

Genos: I'm certain there's a dark side to this.

Saitama: Like what?

Genos: She must have some objective in mind that can be reached by getting close to you.

Saitama: Objective?

Genos: Yes. This is just a speculation of mine, but her objective is most likely to become your discipl-

Saitama: There's no way that's it! She's not you after all.

Woman: Um... It’s too disrespectful after all, right? Too sudden.

Genos: Oh? You did think so yourself huh? Let it go then.

Woman: Sorry.

Saitama: Stop it Genos, you're scaring her.

Genos: But-

Saitama: Just go home first for now. The Ice cream is gonna melt otherwise. Don't worry, I'm not taking in any more disciples, we're just gonna chat. One of the responsibilities of heroes is socialising with their fans after all. Plus we're splitting the bill.

Genos: I see... If anything happens please contact me immediately.

Woman: I'm sorry... it seems I bothered him.

Saitama: Mh.. he's always like that so don't mind him. Here, the autograph. Is this ok?

Woman: Aahh thank you so much! Actually I heard Caped Baldy was in the area and I came looking for you!

Saitama: Eh, really?

Woman: Yes! Ah, that's right, my card. It's a bit late for it but here, this is me.

Saitama: A business card? Stock company, NyaNya Traders?

Woman: Yes! Um.. if it's ok, could I have your contact information too?

Saitama: Contact info?

Woman: Yeah! We managed to meet so might as well... Would you rather not?

Saitama: Nah, it's ok. It's just that... is that it?

Woman: Eh?

Saitama: Coming from a fan I kinda expected something like “You saved me that time!” or “I saw that battle” kind of thing.

Woman: Ah? Aah! I it was.. it was from the news! And Internet! I saw your heroic actions on the news and Internet and became a fan!

Saitama: News and internet huh...

Woman: I never imagined I could ever have a conversation like this with Caped Baldy! It's like a dream!

Saitama: for the contact info, is an address ok?

Woman: Eh? An house address?

Saitama: Address and name, yes.

Woman: Name? Uh.. Sure, it's ok

Saitama: Then I'm writing it next to this.

Woman: Saitama? [Phone buzzing] Ah, I'm sorry! I'm leaving for a second ok?

Saitama: Ah? Sure.

Woman: Yeah it went good. Took him to the café. Yeah, Caped Baldy, that hero that is rumored to be a fake. Seems like is a B rank so can be used to get founds and, if anything, can always get proof of him being a fake and get a bunch of money by threatening to leak them to the press to use them against him. On top of that he gave me his real name and address as contact information! Guy doesn't have any safety precautions, probably an idiot. Yeah. I'll call back if everything goes good. Seems like he does suspect a bit but if I take my time calmly he'll fall.

KABOM

What?! What's going on?!

Worker: Ah, Miss Client, please evacuate quickly!

Saitama: Yeah... a monster appeared nearby it seems.

Woman: Caped Baldy-san?!

Saitama: Here, this is your handbag isn't it? Take it and escape already.

Woman: Wait! I'm terribly sorry but, would you lend me your shoulder? Someone hit me just now and I think I twisted an ankle... I'm not letting you escape, Caped Bald-!

Saitama: Ah, sorry but ask someone else please, I'm in a hurry.

Woman: HUH? Did he... escape?

Worker: Are you ok Miss? Should we lend you a hand?

Woman: I... I can't believe it. A hero leaving behind a wounded civilian and just escaping alone?!

Worker: Miss? Ah, Miss! Ehh?

Woman: Damn it! This is why you can't trust low ranking heroes! EH WAIT, CAPED BALDY! WHAT’S THE MEANING OF THIS?! I’M ABSOLUTELY NOT FORGIVING YOU FOR RUNNING AWAY! He's just lively to run huh, but it's fine, I'll take pictures of you escaping and air out you’re a fake! A hero throwing away his responsibility towards the citizens and running away is gonna be a great hit in the press! WAIT THERE CAPED BALDY, I KNOW YOU ARE A FAKE! I’M NOT LETTING YOU ESCAPE!!

BOOM

Monster: The one who's not escaping is you! What a delicious looking human! I decided! Gigant Monster Kushi Dango-sama’s dinner tonight is you! Think of it as a honour!

PUNCH

Monster: Uh?! HUH?! M-my guts... MY GUTS

Saitama: Whew.. I'm glad, seems I made it on time.

Monster: DAMN YOU, HOW DARE YOU-

PUNCH

Woman: He... he killed it with one blow?

Saitama: Are you hurt?

Woman: You, why are you here?

Saitama: What do you mean why? You were attacked by a monster just now right?

Woman: But, BUT! Didn't you leave my behind and run away?! Look, I even got pictures as proof!

Saitama: hnnn now that you mentioned it, you were screaming something yeah. I don't know with what intentions did you approach me but I get you're not a fan. Come to think of it, there hasn't been stuff about me on the news or Internet. Well... there has, just not good.

Woman: I am grateful you saved me but it doesn't change the fact you run away. You probably just came back cause you saw the monster was weak anyway right?!

Saitama: Hm? Well...

Little Kid: Sir! Thank you for saving me just now! When I grow up I want to become a bald wife just like you! Bye byee

Saitama: Uh? Oh...

Woman: She said you saved her? Wait, does it mean there was more than one monster?

Saitama: I don't mind how you decide to flip it around. I'm used to it anyway. Ah, also, here.

Woman: Huh? What's this?

Saitama: The bill for the coffee. Was supposed to be split after all. There might be more ,monsters around so, see you.

Man: Ah, Lady! So glad you're ok! Seems like some monsters appeared, are you hurt?

Woman: No, it's fine, I was going to get attacked but a hero rescued me.

Man: I see! That's fortunate! Were you still looking for that person?

Woman: No, he was the one I was looking for.

Man: Heeee, that's awesome! Sounds like out of a movie.

Woman: Right? He was a real hero.

Man: Aah... sounds like I missed my opportunity to shine huh. What a pitty.

Woman: Heh, yeah. I'm leaving already, see you around, then.

Man2: What's that man? Sounds like you got rejected.

Man: Well, guess so...

Man2: I think it's probably for the best... That woman is always wandering around here but I don't hear good rumours about her.

Man: heee?... Thanks for the warning but... she doesn't seem like too much of a bad person. I know it, you can tell by looking at women's eyes.

Man2: Huh?

Man: She had the eyes of someone who's love is pure.

Man2: Hee? Sounds like you gome some fancy words for a young one. What's your name?

Man: Me? I'm Suiryu, just a martial artist.

Saitama: A thank you letter for me?

Genos: Yes, seems like it was addressed directly to this house, and on top of that addressed to “Saitama-sama”. Who can it be from? The sender name seems to be of a girl.

Saitama: A girl? Ah! Maybe the kid I saved recently.

Genos: The handwriting seems too good for a kid though.

Saitama: hmm? I don't wanna think it's a joke either. Who is this though? I got no clue.

Genos: Sensei... Maybe you should start having more interest in other people

Saitama: I don't wanna hear that from you of all people!

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Saitama and the Mysterious Caller
Translated the drama CD track from the One Punch Man Vol. 5 DVD. — The Mysterious Being by the name of Devil Debris has begun to attack a city. Saitama was there. Devil Debris claims that he is a monster born of industrial waste, but Saitama dismisses that "you have a long story." Saitama begins training for himself in response to Devil Debris, who still does not given up.

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Saitama and "Reinforcement Plan for Genos"
Translated the drama CD track from the One Punch Man Vol. 6 DVD. — Genos stood in a forest park with Saitama and King after finishing a fierce battle with Elder Centipede. What stood there was a furious odor. King explains, "This is the smell of the centipede's built-in," for some reason he leaves to buy new pants. Genos, on the other hand, recalls the phrase Saitama said, "Isn't it power?" and asks Saitama to consult with him in order to overcome the drawback of lack of power.

Acknowledgement

 * Thanks to hinotorisan on tumblr for the translation.