User blog:Deveros/2nd Punch

So, let's hop on into the second chapter of OPM with a jump back to the past(three years to be exact). Here we join a man, in a suit, who is now faced with a large half naked Man-Crab.. The Man-Crab seems rather surprised that the man isn't running like all the other civilians. The man sighs, which seems to amuse the Crab-Man who then introduces himself, as Crabrante! Aparently if you eat enough crab, you undergo a metamorphisis and turn into a half man-crab thing.. iffy back story if you ask me. AFter a short discussion, Crabrante lets the man go, on the grounds that his eyes are lifeless, just like his own and states that he's after a little kid with a cleft chin and walks away. Of course right after that, the man comes across a kid with a cleft chin at a playground..and a hell of a cleft it is if I do say so myself. Anywho, the man asks the kid if he did anything to Crabrante, and the kid says that he drew nipples on him in permanent marker for sleeping in the park... Because everyone knows to draw on monsters with markers, right? As one would assume, Craby shows up and takes a swing at the kid, who is saved by the man. The man tells the kid to run, but aparently the kid thinks his soccer ball is more important than his own life and stays. Craby freaks out, aparently he can't wipe very hard with his claws, so the nipples are stuck on there for good. The man starts laughing and tells Craby that he reminds him of a villain from a show that he used to watch as a kid, at which point Craby smacks him, sending him flying. Craby's about to get the kid when he gets bonked on the head with a rock. Craby looks over to see the man, stating that as a kid he'd wanted to be a superhero that kills things with one punch. The man then challenges Craby to a fight. After taking a few hits, the man wraps his tie around Craby's eye stalk thing and 'pulls it out of his freaking head!!!! 'Turns out that this guy is Saitama, our intreppid hero, and that after training for three years, not only did he lose all of his hair, but gained an incredible power.

Decent chapter, fun back story, got to see a kid with an ass for a chin and a crab in underwear. Overall, I give it a: