Talk:King/@comment-105.105.120.216-20160104075828

KING's fact ( all credits went to "SuperCerealPunch" from reedit) :

Tatsumaki was actually the tallest of heroes until King patted her on the head. Saitama is actually very weak. It's just King running up and hitting the monsters every time Saitama throws a punch. Pri-pri Prisoner was straightest man alive until King winked at him. Destruction of the House of Evolution? Destruction at the end of Saitama/Genos sparring? It was all just a trail of King pasing through the mountain. Sound of King Engine takes all top 10 places in best songs rankings. King once killed a Dragon level monster by throwing an insult his way. That mad cyborg that went on a rampage and destroyed Genos' hometown? It was King's broken childhood toy. If you play the sound of King Engine backwards, you'll hear a choir of angels singing about God's wrath. Zombieman has no special powers. It's just that King told him not to die and ZM is too afraid to disobey him. King once pissed on a beetle accidentally. That's how Carnage Kabuto was born. Ever heard of legendary treasure One Piece? It's actually King's signed photo. King took ALL THE ARROWS in his knee and remained an adventurer. King does 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups and 100 squats WHILE doing a 10km run. King has the biggest number of friends on Facebook. And he doesn't even have an account. The metor changed it's course because it wanted to avoid obstructing the view of stragazing King. There are two kinds of monster. Those that fear King and those made-up. King once won fighting tournamenty by signing his name on participant list. Batman was once asked if he can take on King. Dark Knight just laughed and replied "Not in a thousand years". King's sperm is Dragon level monster. King tried gambling once. He tossed the dice and won that game, previous game, next game, and every other game in 5 mile radius. OPM was supposed to be initially about King, but ONE decided that this would be a bit too overpowered protagonist. Ever wondered what is at the end of the rainbow? It's King. On both ends. Scientists call it "speed of light". King calls it "morning jogging". Saitama needs one punch for an opponent. King needs one punch for all of them. Ever. Hero Association was initially called "King & friends" King never lost the Game. And never will. The scars? Painted on. King wants his opponents to have at least illusion of chance. Sound of King Engine can cure cancer. Cancerous cells run away upon hearing it. King finished Half-Life 3